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 Post subject: Anecdote! Anecdote!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:26 pm 
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I had a terrible Dragon Warriors session last night. Everybody kept making fun of my character.

I didn't help matters with one of the most awful clangers I have ever uttered in my entire life.

In a previous session, my character (Sir Hardwick of Randwick) kissed a statue on the lips because I thought it was possible that it was a noblewoman who had been turned to stone and that therefore it might be possible that the curse could be broken by the kiss of a beautiful knight (Sir Hardwick has a Looks score of 18). Then in this section, my character sniffed a piece of cloth we found while trying to track a kidnapped girl. These two incidents lead to certain of my fellow characters deciding that there was something strange about Sir Hardwick, and they would not stop making comments.

Finally, I said something along the lines of "If you keep this up, next time I won't stick my bone down your throat" alluding to an earlier incident in which I had saved one of my fellow characters lives when he was poisoned by sticking a holy relic I carry - the fingerbone of a saint - down his throat. I realised what I had said just a moment too late...

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 Post subject: Re: Anecdote! Anecdote!
PostPosted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:30 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Anecdote! Anecdote!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:23 am 
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http://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/08/12/just-a-cigar/
A story about Dr. Sigmund Freud used to concern his ever-present cigar. Contemplating it he murmured, “Gentlemen, there are times when a cigar is only a cigar!”

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 Post subject: Re: Anecdote! Anecdote!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:27 am 
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Kharille wrote:
"Gentlemen, there are times when a cigar is only a cigar!”

Nice. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Anecdote! Anecdote!
PostPosted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:06 pm 
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You do realise that 'wick' is slang for penis? As in 'dip your wick', among other phrases.

The name is 'Hardwick' you say? Hmm. Hard. Wick. I believe your character problems may be more fundamental than a single innuendo laden session.

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 Post subject: Re: Anecdote! Anecdote!
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"Them's some right strange folks down Randwick way. Best steer clear of 'em."

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