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Sir Hardwick of Randwick
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| Author: | Dreadnought [ Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Anecdote! Anecdote! |
I had a terrible Dragon Warriors session last night. Everybody kept making fun of my character. I didn't help matters with one of the most awful clangers I have ever uttered in my entire life. In a previous session, my character (Sir Hardwick of Randwick) kissed a statue on the lips because I thought it was possible that it was a noblewoman who had been turned to stone and that therefore it might be possible that the curse could be broken by the kiss of a beautiful knight (Sir Hardwick has a Looks score of 18). Then in this section, my character sniffed a piece of cloth we found while trying to track a kidnapped girl. These two incidents lead to certain of my fellow characters deciding that there was something strange about Sir Hardwick, and they would not stop making comments. Finally, I said something along the lines of "If you keep this up, next time I won't stick my bone down your throat" alluding to an earlier incident in which I had saved one of my fellow characters lives when he was poisoned by sticking a holy relic I carry - the fingerbone of a saint - down his throat. I realised what I had said just a moment too late... |
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| Author: | Dreadnought [ Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anecdote! Anecdote! |
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| Author: | Kharille [ Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anecdote! Anecdote! |
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud http://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/08/12/just-a-cigar/ A story about Dr. Sigmund Freud used to concern his ever-present cigar. Contemplating it he murmured, “Gentlemen, there are times when a cigar is only a cigar!” |
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| Author: | maasenstodt [ Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anecdote! Anecdote! |
Kharille wrote: "Gentlemen, there are times when a cigar is only a cigar!” Nice. 
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| Author: | wimlach [ Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anecdote! Anecdote! |
You do realise that 'wick' is slang for penis? As in 'dip your wick', among other phrases. The name is 'Hardwick' you say? Hmm. Hard. Wick. I believe your character problems may be more fundamental than a single innuendo laden session. 
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| Author: | Jiminy [ Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Anecdote! Anecdote! |
"Them's some right strange folks down Randwick way. Best steer clear of 'em." |
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